Hym "She spend 15 minutes Kamaling and I still have no idea what she was trying to say! Is the person that writes her speeches fucking with her? You know I could write a speech better then that, right? I mean, shit, you could steal a speech from here and no one would even call you on it! That's like the thrid time this has happened! Who's responsible for this?"
Person 1: "Have you heard of the new looksmaxxingmethod called klamming?"
Person 2: "No, what is it?"
Person 1: "Look it up. I do it every night. My piss comes out like a shower hose."
Person 2: "What the fuck"
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle'spool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.