Hym "She spend 15 minutes Kamaling and I still have no idea what she was trying to say! Is the person that writes her speeches fucking with her? You know I could write a speech better then that, right? I mean, shit, you could steal a speech from here and no one would even call you on it! That's like the thrid time this has happened! Who's responsible for this?"
Person 1: "Have you heard of the new looksmaxxing method called klamming?"
Person 2: "No, what is it?"
Person 1: "Look it up. I do it every night. My piss comes out like a shower hose."
Person 2: "What the fuck"