klam

female genitalia; vagina

"She was nice in the sack, not to mention, she had a really nice klam"

by jifejisn December 8, 2014

klam

female genitalia

You know katie?
Yeah.
She has a nice klam

by jifejisn December 8, 2014

klam

A sea creature which originated from China, and now teaches maths. Usually having really bad breath, poor vision and a non-understandable accent.

See also: Mr Klam, Mr Lam, Klammy, Klam Sauce.

Klam is so bad at teaching maths.

by mexican bean November 21, 2004

Ku Klux Klam

A clam that is racist against blacks.

"That clam is a Ku Klux Klam!"

by Shaun R. Palmer February 2, 2008

New Orleans Klam Chowder

Putting every bodily fluid into a woman/man then drinking the concoction out of her/his genitals with a slurpee straw.

Antonio: Hey my man how did it go with Mark last night?
Carson: We got freaky... He let me New Orleans Klam Chowder him it was radical.
Antonio: Nice!

by Plufplamton January 29, 2017

klams

Norwegian slang for Chlamydia

David: I heard you got the klams from Beatrice last week
Bob: Yeah I railed her in the printer room.

by ur cute daddy October 11, 2019

klamming

To use a comb to rip open a male urethra.

Person 1: "Have you heard of the new looksmaxxing method called klamming?"
Person 2: "No, what is it?"
Person 1: "Look it up. I do it every night. My piss comes out like a shower hose."
Person 2: "What the fuck"

by DrBubbaG January 10, 2024