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klaussexual 

Klaussexual is when you are only attracted to a original vampire and werewolf hybrid, Niklaus Mikaelson and cant be attracted to anyone else your age or in general due to your obsession with him
Dude! She’s klaussexual she won’t even look at you!
klaussexual by Klausobsessednerd December 29, 2020
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klausexual 

Is when you only feel feelings for Klaus mikelason
Omg she’s obsessed with him she must be klausexual
klausexual by Mariah123 December 29, 2020

klaussexual 

A person who is attracted to Klaus mikaleson
Oh Donna can’t stop drooling over Klaus she must be klaussexual
klaussexual by Ms mikaleson December 29, 2020
A Very Charming Young Man . Tends To Come Off Mysterious They Are Usually Extremely Sexy But They Are Broken Theyll Never Show It..... Dont They Say Damaged Ones Are The Best ? Anyways Heard It Here First
Girl 1 : Is That Klaus
Girl 2 : Yea I Hear Hes A Bad Boy
Girl 1 : Ouu Their Always Damage

Girl 3 : Back Off That Mysterious Attractive Damaged Boy Is Mines
Klaus by welovethat March 31, 2019

Klaus Hargreeves 

we will protect our funky lil gay boi, jazzy trash that everyone loves

he needs love
pansexual icon
d r u g s. Just look at him.
person1:oof yes go smol funky boi
person 2: do you mean the queen Klaus Hargreeves?
Klaus Hargreeves by clikkieprincess October 23, 2019
Tyler: Who's the alpha male?
Caroline: It's Klaus, love.
Klaus by CarolineLovesKlaus October 7, 2012
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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