Kjoet

A reference to the word cute, often used to make it look more cuddly.

Look at this kjoet cat.
That's so kjoet!

by Lunatika January 23, 2010

Kjoet

Another way to type cute.

Do you see those ducks over there? They look so kjoet!

by stanNickelback June 1, 2020

koetation

The act of getting off with your large hairy thighs.

My first act of koetation was while I was looking at the swimsuit edition online.

by KOETS July 16, 2008

Kjetil

Most charming, intelligent, awesome, beautiful, amazing person in the universe!

Oda: - Have you seen that amazing guy sitting there?
Linn: - Yes, this is Kjetil, he is the most awesome person in this universe. I wish i could come close to be as perfect as him!

by JoakimMoen September 6, 2011

Koethed

When a girl cancels on a date multiple times

Ian got Koethed when his honey canceled on his date last second

by GetKoethed October 9, 2017

kroetch

1. A term used to describe objects that are fast, agile and sexy. 2. Can be used to describe a large penis.

Dude your car is kroetiest thing I've ever seen.

Your sister definitley thought I had a kroetch.

by ender4321 May 25, 2006

Kjotil

Kjotil is an adjective, in practice it means acting herotic or being awsome. The word comes from the viking language "Norrønt" which where the offical language in Norway prior to its Union with Denmark. Kjotil is today used by several educated youngsters in Norway. They use it as an honary to the norwegian history past.

"Holy shit! You saved that girl from that fucking drunk neo-nazi piece of shit! Then she gave you head! KJOTIL!!!"

by HerrT April 14, 2009