Kjoet 

A reference to the word cute, often used to make it look more cuddly.

Look at this kjoet cat.
That's so kjoet!

Kjoet by Lunatika January 23, 2010

Kjoet 

Another way to type cute.

Do you see those ducks over there? They look so kjoet!

Kjoet by stanNickelback June 1, 2020

koetation 

The act of getting off with your large hairy thighs.

My first act of koetation was while I was looking at the swimsuit edition online.

koetation by KOETS July 16, 2008

Kjetil 

Most charming, intelligent, awesome, beautiful, amazing person in the universe!

Oda: - Have you seen that amazing guy sitting there?
Linn: - Yes, this is Kjetil, he is the most awesome person in this universe. I wish i could come close to be as perfect as him!

Kjetil by JoakimMoen September 6, 2011

Koethed 

When a girl cancels on a date multiple times

Ian got Koethed when his honey canceled on his date last second

Koethed by GetKoethed October 9, 2017

kroetch 

1. A term used to describe objects that are fast, agile and sexy. 2. Can be used to describe a large penis.

Dude your car is kroetiest thing I've ever seen.

Your sister definitley thought I had a kroetch.

kroetch by ender4321 May 25, 2006

Kjotil 

Kjotil is an adjective, in practice it means acting herotic or being awsome. The word comes from the viking language "Norrønt" which where the offical language in Norway prior to its Union with Denmark. Kjotil is today used by several educated youngsters in Norway. They use it as an honary to the norwegian history past.

"Holy shit! You saved that girl from that fucking drunk neo-nazi piece of shit! Then she gave you head! KJOTIL!!!"

Kjotil by HerrT April 14, 2009