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A reference to the word cute, often used to make it look more cuddly.
Look at this kjoet cat.
That's so kjoet!
Kjoet by Lunatika January 23, 2010
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Do you see those ducks over there? They look so kjoet!
Kjoet by stanNickelback June 1, 2020
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koetation 

The act of getting off with your large hairy thighs.
My first act of koetation was while I was looking at the swimsuit edition online.
koetation by KOETS July 16, 2008
Most charming, intelligent, awesome, beautiful, amazing person in the universe!
Oda: - Have you seen that amazing guy sitting there?
Linn: - Yes, this is Kjetil, he is the most awesome person in this universe. I wish i could come close to be as perfect as him!
Kjetil by JoakimMoen September 6, 2011
When a girl cancels on a date multiple times
Ian got Koethed when his honey canceled on his date last second
Koethed by GetKoethed October 9, 2017
1. A term used to describe objects that are fast, agile and sexy. 2. Can be used to describe a large penis.
Dude your car is kroetiest thing I've ever seen.

Your sister definitley thought I had a kroetch.
kroetch by ender4321 May 25, 2006
Kjotil is an adjective, in practice it means acting herotic or being awsome. The word comes from the viking language "Norrønt" which where the offical language in Norway prior to its Union with Denmark. Kjotil is today used by several educated youngsters in Norway. They use it as an honary to the norwegian history past.
"Holy shit! You saved that girl from that fucking drunk neo-nazi piece of shit! Then she gave you head! KJOTIL!!!"
Kjotil by HerrT April 14, 2009
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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