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When someone doesn't pick up on the initial text of "jk", and still think you're being serious, so you need to then clarify and emphasize that you're joking by adding an extra 'k'

"Hey man, you suck"
"Bro wtf"
"Im jk man"
"Are you sure, kinda sounded serious to me'
"Dude, im kjk"
" Ohhh gotcha, my bad."

kjk by MattyGRaps November 30, 2018

Words you can keep

kjk

lkm

mike kjk

kjk by LAMBFAN32 May 8, 2019

KJKD

Kale, Jace, Kade, and Dayne.
- Four awesome kids from Denton, Montana that died in a car accident on July 19th, 2008.

Kale loved his guitar
Jace loved his motorcycle
Kade loves his sports
and Dayne loved his lawn mower.
KJKD

KJKD by dentonmontana March 18, 2009

KJKJ

When you tell someone a joke, and you go to say
JKJK but type it too fast because you are afraid they are gonna get angry, so it comes out KJKJ

Mike: Hey baby
Sheela: Heyy
Mike: Just letting you know... I cheated on you with your best friend
Mike: KJKJ
Sheela: :@

KJKJ by daxtonisawesome April 29, 2011

kjkk

To hug or cuddle

I wanna kjkk by crush so badddd

kjkk by HackerDaGreat57 September 13, 2023

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absolute gibberish meaning nothing

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ansdsadmnsabjkl.;dls kjkasd

A word that is used as a form of speech that commonly means "Hello"

"ansdsadmnsabjkl.;dls kjkasd man, how are you?" "ansdsadmnsabjkl.;dls kjkasd bro, I've been doing good."

ansdsadmnsabjkl.;dls kjkasd by Mightyplayer555 March 6, 2022

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026