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When someone doesn't pick up on the initial text of "jk", and still think you're being serious, so you need to then clarify and emphasize that you're joking by adding an extra 'k'

"Hey man, you suck"
"Bro wtf"
"Im jk man"
"Are you sure, kinda sounded serious to me'
"Dude, im kjk"
" Ohhh gotcha, my bad."

kjk by MattyGRaps November 30, 2018

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kjk

lkm

mike kjk

kjk by LAMBFAN32 May 8, 2019

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KJKD

Kale, Jace, Kade, and Dayne.
- Four awesome kids from Denton, Montana that died in a car accident on July 19th, 2008.

Kale loved his guitar
Jace loved his motorcycle
Kade loves his sports
and Dayne loved his lawn mower.
KJKD

KJKD by dentonmontana March 18, 2009

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KJKJ

When you tell someone a joke, and you go to say
JKJK but type it too fast because you are afraid they are gonna get angry, so it comes out KJKJ

Mike: Hey baby
Sheela: Heyy
Mike: Just letting you know... I cheated on you with your best friend
Mike: KJKJ
Sheela: :@

KJKJ by daxtonisawesome April 29, 2011

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kjkk

To hug or cuddle

I wanna kjkk by crush so badddd

kjkk by HackerDaGreat57 September 13, 2023

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absolute gibberish meaning nothing

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A word that is used as a form of speech that commonly means "Hello"

"ansdsadmnsabjkl.;dls kjkasd man, how are you?" "ansdsadmnsabjkl.;dls kjkasd bro, I've been doing good."

ansdsadmnsabjkl.;dls kjkasd by Mightyplayer555 March 6, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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