kitchen counter
can be defined as the actual term.. a kitchen counter. Or you could use it as a sexual remark. Like having kinky sex on the kitchen counter
kitchen counter by cory December 4, 2004
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On The Kitchen Counter
A phrase often following "that's what she said" or a "your mom" joke, which is used to extend a sexual innuendo. First made popular in Southern New Hampshire by Anna L.
"That was the best tasting hot dog I've ever had!"
"That's what she said... on the kitchen counter!!!"
"That's what she said... on the kitchen counter!!!"
On The Kitchen Counter by Maximilliondollarbillz October 29, 2008
bigpuffer's kitchen counter
bigpuffer's kitchen counter is such a bigpuffer simp, they have been nicknamed his counter due to.. jokes.. that were made
bigpuffer's kitchen counter by M0onl1gh1 September 28, 2022
Gorge Country Kitchen
Violently plowing a girl in the doggystyle position while eating a basket of chicken fingers and fries off of her back and smoking a joint.
Drew: "What did you do last night?"
Billy: "I gave Virginia the gorge country kitchen!"
Drew: "You greasy caveman"
Billy: "I gave Virginia the gorge country kitchen!"
Drew: "You greasy caveman"
Gorge Country Kitchen by Tyler 69 August 28, 2014
Country Kitchen Buffet
It's a restaunt that Elderly people must eat at in the early hours of the morning. If you deprive the Elderly of their Country Kitchen buffet they would wither away like a flower without sunlight.
Country Kitchen Buffet by Big Bubba B April 29, 2004
Country Kitchen Buffet
South Park's version of "Country Buffet," A buffet style chain restaurant in Colorado that attracts a large portion of elderly citizens.
I go to Country Kitchen Buffet when I have the munchies but there's always a bunch of old people there. :(
Country Kitchen Buffet by What is 7x6 April 26, 2010
Country Kitchen Buffet Style
When you do her from behind, wrapping her legs around your waist like a belt, while she clings to her walker like motorcycle handlebars.
Country Kitchen Buffet Style by Muffington P. Weathersby April 30, 2008
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