kitchen counter 

can be defined as the actual term.. a kitchen counter. Or you could use it as a sexual remark. Like having kinky sex on the kitchen counter

we kitchen countered it and didnt finish supper

kitchen counter by cory December 4, 2004

On The Kitchen Counter 

A phrase often following "that's what she said" or a "your mom" joke, which is used to extend a sexual innuendo. First made popular in Southern New Hampshire by Anna L.

"That was the best tasting hot dog I've ever had!"
"That's what she said... on the kitchen counter!!!"

On The Kitchen Counter by Maximilliondollarbillz October 29, 2008

bigpuffer's kitchen counter 

bigpuffer's kitchen counter is such a bigpuffer simp, they have been nicknamed his counter due to.. jokes.. that were made

omg he's THE bigpuffer's kitchen counter, omg

bigpuffer's kitchen counter by M0onl1gh1 September 28, 2022

Gorge Country Kitchen 

Violently plowing a girl in the doggystyle position while eating a basket of chicken fingers and fries off of her back and smoking a joint.

Drew: "What did you do last night?"

Billy: "I gave Virginia the gorge country kitchen!"

Drew: "You greasy caveman"

Gorge Country Kitchen by Tyler 69 August 28, 2014

Country Kitchen Buffet

It's a restaunt that Elderly people must eat at in the early hours of the morning. If you deprive the Elderly of their Country Kitchen buffet they would wither away like a flower without sunlight.

"without country kitchen buffet, the old people will be powerless"- South Park

Country Kitchen Buffet by Big Bubba B April 29, 2004

Country Kitchen Buffet

South Park's version of "Country Buffet," A buffet style chain restaurant in Colorado that attracts a large portion of elderly citizens.

I go to Country Kitchen Buffet when I have the munchies but there's always a bunch of old people there. :(

Country Kitchen Buffet by What is 7x6 April 26, 2010

Country Kitchen Buffet Style 

When you do her from behind, wrapping her legs around your waist like a belt, while she clings to her walker like motorcycle handlebars.

While you were at the movies I was really given it your Grandma Country Kitchen Buffet Style.

Country Kitchen Buffet Style by Muffington P. Weathersby April 30, 2008