kissquake

A kiss which ripples though a fandom like an earthquake bringing joy or heartbreak depending on whether you ship the people involved in the kiss.

Harry and Ginny's kissquake in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince was one of the best moments in the book.

by A Bright and Glorious Blessing July 15, 2010

kisstake

(n) the act of having kissed someone and then realizing it was a mistake.

I got really drunk at the club and made a kisstake.

by marrian May 19, 2008

kisstakes

Mistakes that start with a kiss and (generally in hind sight) go down hill from there.

You often won't realize the magnitude of the kisstakes you make until it's too late.

"You were with her for three years and she was cheating on you the whole time... don't feel bad, dude, we all make kisstakes. The important thing is that you learn from it."

by BrrGrr October 10, 2010

Kissakeet

Kissakeet, what is it? Its a green and yellow bird that talks.

John: Damn I love Kissakeets.
Dave: You mean Budgies right?
John: Yeah but I call them Kissakeets like a real man.

by Ijustlovemybird July 1, 2022

pissquake

The semi-voluntary shaking of one's legs when one has to urinate badly but doesn't yet have an appropriate opportunity. An effort to stave off the wetting of one's pants.

(pounding on bathroom door) C'mon, dad! I need the bathroom! I'm havin' a pissquake out here, I have to go so bad!

by AwfulShowKeyz October 17, 2008