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kisstake 

(n) the act of having kissed someone and then realizing it was a mistake.
I got really drunk at the club and made a kisstake.
kisstake by marrian May 19, 2008
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kisstakes 

Mistakes that start with a kiss and (generally in hind sight) go down hill from there.

You often won't realize the magnitude of the kisstakes you make until it's too late.
"You were with her for three years and she was cheating on you the whole time... don't feel bad, dude, we all make kisstakes. The important thing is that you learn from it."
kisstakes by BrrGrr October 10, 2010

Kissakeet 

Kissakeet, what is it? Its a green and yellow bird that talks.
John: Damn I love Kissakeets.
Dave: You mean Budgies right?
John: Yeah but I call them Kissakeets like a real man.
Kissakeet by Ijustlovemybird July 1, 2022

pissquake 

The semi-voluntary shaking of one's legs when one has to urinate badly but doesn't yet have an appropriate opportunity. An effort to stave off the wetting of one's pants.
(pounding on bathroom door) C'mon, dad! I need the bathroom! I'm havin' a pissquake out here, I have to go so bad!
pissquake by AwfulShowKeyz October 17, 2008
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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