pissquake 

The semi-voluntary shaking of one's legs when one has to urinate badly but doesn't yet have an appropriate opportunity. An effort to stave off the wetting of one's pants.

(pounding on bathroom door) C'mon, dad! I need the bathroom! I'm havin' a pissquake out here, I have to go so bad!

pissquake by AwfulShowKeyz October 17, 2008

kissquake 

A kiss which ripples though a fandom like an earthquake bringing joy or heartbreak depending on whether you ship the people involved in the kiss.

Harry and Ginny's kissquake in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince was one of the best moments in the book.

kissquake by A Bright and Glorious Blessing July 15, 2010

pisstake 

A satire, parody, or mockery.

"Look at this scary fundamentalist Web site. I can't believe that anyone would say such things and mean them." "They don't. It's obviously a pisstake."

pisstake by Doctor Whom December 23, 2005

pisstaker 

literally someone who takes the piss, i.e. someone who mocks something or somebody

I can't stand him, he is such a pisstaker!

pisstaker by Paolo Rossi March 25, 2008

pissflake 

similar to a snowflake, but instead of water, it is made with frozen piss. occurs in far northern areas

no two pissflakes are exactly alike at the north pole.

pissflake by ken power January 15, 2008

pissflake 

similar to a snowflake, but instead of water, it is made with frozen piss. occurs in far northern areas

it's so fuckin cold, i'm peeing pissflakes.

pissflake by ken power January 9, 2009

Pisspuke 

n. A mixture of piss and puke, most commonly brought on by drinking and such.

v. Simultaneous pissing and puking.

"You should try to avoid that puddle of pisspuke in the kitchen."

"Bro, did you see that guy last night? He got wasted and pisspuked all over himself. It was mad gross."

Pisspuke by Shawn Greggs April 23, 2008