Kirst

A person that cannot successfully construct a sentence or hold a conversation.

Raam: Hey kirst

Kirst: Fuck shit Matt Behr Crap Shit Emo 12 inch tunnels

Steve: Mad

by Sexy June 2, 2004

Kirst

Rock hard, amaaaaaaaaazing, cute and one hell of a sexy bitch!!!

Wow check out the legs on her, she's such a Kirsty!!

by Sinnocence October 17, 2004

kirst

Really not nice

You are a kirst

by Jay June 2, 2004

kirst

Very sxc llama.

Stupid can opener piece o crap..It trapped my soup in there forever!

by santa June 2, 2004

kirst

Kirst is an expression used to describe someone who pretends they have a pet cat to be cool and fit in with society.

A 'kirst' can usually be detected because they unneccarily bring up their make believe cat into a conversation. This is all part of their attempt to make their elaborate lie believable.

Girl: Wow that rainbow looks so lovely

Kirst: yes me and my cat looked at YouTube videos of rainbows last night
Girl: stop being such a kirst. I accept you without a cat!
Kirst: I do have a cat called Harvey!

by Klippityklop December 9, 2013

Kirsteinity

Kirsteinity is the religion based on the supremacy of the hottest attack on titan character, Jean Kirstein.

Kirsteinity? What is that?
It’s the religion of all the bad bitches

by ta_mère<3 July 12, 2021

Kirito is always right foundation

The foundation dedicated to the undeniable fact that Kirito is always right

Kirito: *is right* oh shit I completely forgot
Asuna: What is it, did we miss something
Kirito: The Kirito is always right foundation, grand reopening
Asuna: *Stabs Kirito in eye*

by Evasive Radish May 14, 2015