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A person that cannot successfully construct a sentence or hold a conversation.
Raam: Hey kirst

Kirst: Fuck shit Matt Behr Crap Shit Emo 12 inch tunnels

Steve: Mad
Kirst by Sexy June 2, 2004
Words you can keep
Rock hard, amaaaaaaaaazing, cute and one hell of a sexy bitch!!!
Wow check out the legs on her, she's such a Kirsty!!
Kirst by Sinnocence October 17, 2004
Related Words
You are a kirst
kirst by Jay June 2, 2004
Very sxc llama.
Stupid can opener piece o crap..It trapped my soup in there forever!
kirst by santa June 2, 2004
Kirst is an expression used to describe someone who pretends they have a pet cat to be cool and fit in with society.

A 'kirst' can usually be detected because they unneccarily bring up their make believe cat into a conversation. This is all part of their attempt to make their elaborate lie believable.
Girl: Wow that rainbow looks so lovely

Kirst: yes me and my cat looked at YouTube videos of rainbows last night
Girl: stop being such a kirst. I accept you without a cat!
Kirst: I do have a cat called Harvey!
kirst by Klippityklop December 9, 2013

Kirsteinity

Kirsteinity is the religion based on the supremacy of the hottest attack on titan character, Jean Kirstein.
Kirsteinity? What is that?
It’s the religion of all the bad bitches
Kirsteinity by ta_mère<3 July 12, 2021

Kirito is always right foundation 

The foundation dedicated to the undeniable fact that Kirito is always right
Kirito: *is right* oh shit I completely forgot
Asuna: What is it, did we miss something
Kirito: The Kirito is always right foundation, grand reopening
Asuna: *Stabs Kirito in eye*
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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