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(verb) The act of rapid clicking of computer mouse buttons while computer is frozen.
See also, kirkin
She was frantically kirking trying to get the Mapquest window to close before the staff meeting.
kirking by RemingtonSteal October 27, 2015

High Kerbing 

When a man raises his leg on a higher level e.g. Kerb, low table, sofa arm etc. to allow extra leverage for masturbation
I did a good bit of high kerbing last night while the missus watched
High Kerbing by HenrikHK June 14, 2017

kirking out 

The act of going balistic or crazy about any given situation.
Shelly was kirkin out at the teacher when she found out she got a D in the class
kirking out by starqueen March 27, 2003

kirking it 

A term for overacting. Derived from the science-fiction show of the 1960's Star Trek. The main character, Captain James T. Kirk was played by William Shatner, known for his slow, exagerrated speech. Thus, Kirk, the character, becaming "Kirking it."
Don't be so melodramatic, you're just Kirking it now.
kirking it by Bill Grove December 8, 2003
To purchase kirby for a night of gay gangbanging
Damn, if we all chip in 3 bux we could have a kirbang.
kirbang by mdizzle April 18, 2005
kirding (KIRD-ing): the act of pissing, shitting, cumming, sneezing, throwing up, bleeding out of every orifice, profusely sweating, and uncontrollably crying all at the same time, usually during acts of sexual nature or to fulfill certain sexual desires
Dude, her blowjob had me kirding all over the place within minutes.
kirding by slutfordraco42069 November 5, 2020
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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