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Earl Kirbey 

who is good looking, something well made, or something substantial or generous. ... (of a man) Agreeable to the eye or to correct taste; having a pleasing appearance or expression; attractive. He’s nickname is usually GIRL MAGNET
Earl Kirbey is so hot as hell
Earl Kirbey is a cool guy
Earl Kirbey is so handsome when playing basketball
Earl Kirbey by anonymouse1348618 February 27, 2022
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Kirby Ass Nigga 

1. An individual who is weak/small/soft (i.e. a pussy) that can be thrown around easily like the infamous gaming character Kirby.

2. A male who likes to 'suck up' other males.

3. A person who imitates others. (Swagger Jacker)
'All you do is talk sh*t, but you ain't nothin' but a Kirby Ass Nigga!'

or

'Ron used to be a badass, but since he got out of jail, he just a Kirby Ass Nigga.'

or

'Tyrell always be jockin my style, look at that Kirby Ass Nigga!'
Kirby Ass Nigga by TheMagicZebra April 25, 2011

Kirby right back at ya

The best creation that God ever made. In Japan it is nicknamed Kirby of the stars aka Hoshi no kabi.
Kirby right back at ya quotes:

"I need a monster to clobber that there kirby" - King Dedede
"Poyo" - Kirby
"Look, it is fire dedede, our hero! I would never say that." - Meta Knight

The Kirby Dance 

The Kirby Dance, is to this day, the single greatest emote known to man. It spans from texting, to mesaging, and AIM. But the orgins of such a powerful emote seems to be from the MMORPG World of Warcraft, and Mr. Rogers (Some legends say that Mr Rogers had this as one of his many gruesome tattos during his tour in vietnam). Although it appears to be nothing more than a simple emote, such as
:D
XD

:-P

It actually has a much more indepth purpose. It is, by most, to be the single most amazing way to spark a conversation. Also, legends say that one who can acutally perform this emote in real life using their body, could be endowed with inmortality, and unlimited wealth. Of course, no human could possibly mimic the Kirby Dance.

Except for Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Kimbo Slice.

The Kirby Dance emote looks like this

<(*.*<)(^*.*^)(>*.*)>
Tom:Hey guys whats up?
Kerra789: N2m chatting how bout you
Tom: bout the same lolz. so you guys set for friday
Jacob1000: yeah bro i am. Hey whens leroy comin back?
XxstevenxX: who knows he said he had a phonecall
LEROYLOLZ: <(*.*<)(^*.*^)(>*.*)>
Tom: wtf is that?
Kerra789: o.o
XxstevenxX: im going to kill myself now. bye

XxstevenxX is offline

LEROYLOLZ: FUCK YEAH!!! All hail The Kirby Dance!
The Kirby Dance by MrSnorlax September 19, 2009
Bitch really?
THAT'S THE NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW
HE'S THE STAR OF THE SHOW
HE'S GOT MAXIMUM PINK
Dick: Kirby is a game for kids.
Kirby Fan: Boy, you've seen nothing.
*Shows a picture of Zero (a fucking eyeball) bleeding*
This shit's for kids?
Kirby by AAGuy March 4, 2019
Down + B.
Kirby pressed Down and B.
Kirby by Skelecool January 29, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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