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kilopology

Literally, "a thousand pardons." A geeky form of apology that is nominally three orders of magnitude better than a simple, "I'm sorry." Kilopology is the most commonly used SI-unitized solicitation of forgiveness; others include "megapology" (offered in matters of sexual infidelity), "gigapology" (offered in matters of accidentally killing a little girl's pet pony), and terapology (offered when destroying worlds). Antonyms: millipology (i.e., not really giving a shit) & picopology (i.e., not even giving a fart).
Dude! I didn't mean to spill your beer. A kilopology and refill are in order.
kilopology by ET_Bill March 18, 2010
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Kipoliongo 

A person who will most likely have a bestie named Aniyah ❤️❤️
Usually a Congo person
Aniyah: Kipoliongo’s are so dope
Gabby: NO WAY IM A KIPOLIONGO
Kipoliongo by KrystalKL34R November 30, 2019
Also known as Kiyoncé. A queen. Could never be duplicated.
I love Kipola.
Kipola by Kipola November 21, 2021
when something is so cool that it’s kiool
kiool man
kiool by kiool December 26, 2021

kipolious 

Noun

A strictly and well-organized garden that provides its community with much crop

A person that is very giving and scrupulous
The Kipolious possessed bountiful rows of flowers and vegetables in rows that resembled a rainbow.
kipolious by Kipper Micheal March 21, 2024
A discord server in anicom that had around 25k members and was famous for its time.
Hey dude, remember when they said Kiropolis was TOP 3 anicom servers up there with Landonia?
Kiropolis by Jin of Kiros December 18, 2025