KINGERITIS

A well know disease which include the symptoms of:-

Becoming increasingly more immersed in a video game.

Thinking about playing the video game while doing any other task except playing said game.

Shirking responsibilities including but not limited to: work, socialising, seeking sustenance, rest, personal hygiene. All in an effort to play said game for just 5 more minutes.

Suffering withdrawal while not playing said game.

For this disease there is no know cure, many medications have been trialled with coffee and othe high caffeine products showing some promising results. Ultimately though symptoms only proceeded to get worse.

Jeff: Have you heard from bob this week?

Phil: No, I heard he started playing gta online again though.

Jeff: Oh no, guess hes got KINGERITIS again...

KINGERITIS by Concerned_bystander September 11, 2025

Fingeritis

the strain feeling you have in your fingers when you 'text' too much using a cell-phone device.

Sara has been using her phone to text her friends on a daily basis, now she is experiencing fingeritis.

Fingeritis by edlynn July 20, 2010

Gingeritis

Having sexual intercourse with a Ginger and waking up with a rash that resembles a spray tan gone bad.

I had sex with Casey and now my legs are turning a strange orange color. What the fuck? Did I contract gingeritis???

Gingeritis by Ermiliana September 28, 2011

Gingeritis

A lover of redheads

She has a bad case of gingeritis

Gingeritis by Dancersinthedark June 25, 2017

Gingeritis

An irresistible attraction to a person with the MC1R gene. Two classic signs that a person has become afflicted with this disease are the inability to stay away from a ginger whom they have become attached to and a person feels a sense of pride from being selected by the ginger. A person's true nature is revealed as a ginger can see straight into their soul…leaving a feeling of nakedness and exposure with the afflicted. Currently this illness is terminal and there is no cure.

'Gingeritis is the best disease ever!'

Gingeritis by bookwormmama September 23, 2016

Gingeritis

When you fall for a ginger or have a preference for gingers.

Ben: You know that ginger in our math class is really cute
Kevin: You mean Ellie?
Ben: Yeah
Kevin: Well i guess you have gingeritis

Gingeritis by Sodapop Curtisss February 29, 2016

Gingeritis

Curious syndrome where after hooking up with a ginger, an individual is unexplicably attracted to other gingers. Often this is accompanied by denial and relapse despite all known interventions.

Courtney caught a bad case of gingeritis a while back and can't kick it. Did you see her talking to the big ginger at the party?

Gingeritis by gingerxfit October 15, 2011