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kindertot

Another word that describes a young child, usually a toddler or up to kindergarten. Usually more affectionate than offensive. In an offensive way it would mean a bratty young child.
1. No, I can't come over this week. My sister wants me to watch her kindertot.

2. Mike and I broke up because he was behaving like a kindertot.
by DementedDaemon July 10, 2006
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Kindertraeume

'Kinderträume or Kindertraeume' is a German expression and stands for childhood dreams.
'Kindertraeume'is what children an grown ups may strive for in life.
by Barbara Gauss October 28, 2005
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Kindergoth

Contrary to popular belief Kindergoth has nothing to do with age. Kindergoth is sub-fashion of the Kinderwhore grunge fashion. Kinderwhore was a fashion originally created by Courtney Love(the late Kurt Cobains wife) back in the grunge era. Kinderwhore fashion consisted of torn, ripped tight or low-cut babydoll and peter pan collared dresses, slips, heavy makeup with dark eyeliner, barrettes, and leather boots or Mary–Jane shoes. Kindergoth is Kinderwhore with a gothic color scheme.
Goth: My preferred asthetic is Kindergoth
Person: Kindergoth? What's that?
Goth: Basically Courtney Love in the 90's only darker.
by SquirrelQueen May 12, 2017
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Kindergater

A pre-teen who is too stupid to spell kindergartner
Hey did you know that jasmine is a kindergater?
by 80's face jasmine July 9, 2019
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Kinderpocalypse

The stage of the CoViD-19 global pandemic where we see a spike in deaths of children from Coronavirus. The main cause of this is transmission from unvaccinated parents to their young children. This will be due, in part, to ICU beds being taken up by adults with severe cases of CoViD which means children with moderate cases are denied care by overwhelmed hospitals. 2022 will see the Omicron variant (5th Wave) run rampant through the populace, with an R⁰ ≈ 3.5. Even though it may be "less deadly" overall, the hospital system being pushed past the "breaking point" will necessitate Triage Protocols to ration care. The infant through age 9 demographic will see almost as high of a death rate as the 70+ demo.
"Sadly, Karen's baby died during the Kinderpocalypse. Had she been vaccinated and believed in Science, her child would have survived the Coronavirus pandemic."
by Nate 360° December 29, 2021
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kindergoth

Though generaly female, not always the case.

Kindergoths are anyone, usually younger than 16, who listen to music which isn't gothic, when asked don't really know much about gothic subculture, and are pretty much unaware of the post modern gothic movement or the romantic gothic movement as a whole. Yet a kindergoth will *always* claim to be "gothic" or "goth".

This is really the biggest difference betwene what gothic elitists may see as a kindergoth, and what the rest of us non-übergoths see as a kindergoth. A kindergoth to most people is simply someone who calls themselves gothic, but doesn't know anything about the subculture, in particular nothing about the music.
Jen? She listens to slipknot. I dunno man, seems to me it should take more than dressing the part.
by zoey April 11, 2004
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kinderest

A word given to the kindest of people
Man that girl is the kinderest
by Manfany December 6, 2016
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