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King-a-ling 

A larger than average ding-a-ling.
"Hang on a minute man, I've gotta go to the bathroom and relieve the 'ol king-a-ling."
King-a-ling by Dennis Dragon September 12, 2006

Ling King 

A person that will take any means to get out of absolutely any activity* over an extended period of time usually 6+ months

* ~ only when it suits the person of course
Ling King over here hasn't done a BFA in the decade
Ling King by king of ling June 10, 2015

Kingoling Ding 

The best squad you will ever find. Founders are yun_queezie, scooter_b0y, Jholland_41. This group of dangerous individuals begin on GTA5. The squad has grown since the beginning and now includes many other players. Follow them on twitch.
The kingoling dings are a dangerous gang on GTA5.
Kingoling Ding by KingolingDinggg November 9, 2021

Ding-a-ling king 

Y'all wanna get down with the ding-a-ling king you gotta work for it

King Ding-a-Ling 

King Ding-a-Ling is THE MAN. The man who not only has the exceptionally large penis, but also (and most importantly) possesses the knowledge & skill to use it properly.
There's no need to cry over a man... unless he's King Ding-a-Ling with the 12" swing.
King Ding-a-Ling by little miss aura December 28, 2005

King Ding-a-Ling 

King Ding-a-Ling by Janay March 28, 2004