King-a-ling

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A larger than average ding-a-ling.

"Hang on a minute man, I've gotta go to the bathroom and relieve the 'ol king-a-ling."

King-a-ling by Dennis Dragon September 12, 2006

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King Ding-a-Ling

King Ding-a-Ling is THE MAN. The man who not only has the exceptionally large penis, but also (and most importantly) possesses the knowledge & skill to use it properly.

There's no need to cry over a man... unless he's King Ding-a-Ling with the 12" swing.

King Ding-a-Ling by little miss aura December 28, 2005

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King Ding-a-Ling

a BIG penis

You got King Ding-a-Ling

King Ding-a-Ling by Janay March 28, 2004

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see supa suga

Supa suga is the king ding-a-ling nigga.

king ding-a-ling by gonzo June 30, 2004

king ding a ling

a king ding a ling IS NOT jack kennedy

wow he has a king ding a ling, can’t be jack kennedy

king ding a ling by isoldheroininireland February 9, 2025

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King Ding-a-ling

A guy who is considered a stud, a top shelf pick, the one who is running things.

After I sex my girl really good, I feel like King Ding-a-ling

King Ding-a-ling by Amschel September 6, 2025

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Ding-a-ling king

The baddest bootleg muthafucka around

Y'all wanna get down with the ding-a-ling king you gotta work for it

Ding-a-ling king by Ding-a-ling king May 8, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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