A Kingshot requires the "king" to blast their target with jizz. The victim is then required to kiss the ring.
The act of kissing the ring separates this from a normal facial.
Darius was on his knees asking for a promotion. He received a blast to the face and then was told to kiss the ring this making it a Kingshot. He did not receive the promotion he was looking for and instead was depromoted.
A Kingshot is a sexual act similar to a facial. The key difference is that the dominant party, after ejaculation on the submissive partner, ten requests that the submissive partner "kiss the ring".
This act has been popularized after the video game of the same name. Server 1318 is specifically credited for creating the Kingshot.
Bro! I heard last night that you gave that girl you met a Kingshot! Is it true?
What you heard is true. I made her kiss the ring and told her to refer to me as Lord81274839.
Kinggoobsthefeeth is a fucking amazing artist on soundcloud that's going to be huge someday. He also exclusively makes weird content that is named after bluey and has literally nothing to do with it. Peak artist.
Person #1: listened to the new Kinggoobsthefeeth album?
Person #2: no he makes shit music Everyone else including person #1: Say that again bitch, I dare you
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.