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The word used to descibe the length of a man's penis when he SAYS it is long... but really... it's only Kimlong... can also be used as a noun as a name to call someone who lies about their length
Oh, he's such a Kimlong.. He always says his penis is long but it's actually only Kimlong.. 1 inch!!
kimlong by EmNgo December 13, 2016
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kimjongunphobia 

the fear that Kim Jong-un will nuke you
Many of us got diagnosed with kimjongunphobia when Kim Jong-un threatened to nuke the U.S.

kimlogic 

to believe that somebody who is not in the living room cannot therefore be anywhere else in the house
that's kimlogic
kimlogic by sunintheshade November 23, 2010
Kimleng boy smos
Kimleng by Jozyy. October 21, 2021
Absolutist dictator-like behaving person, who thinks that his country belongs only to him or herself. Metaphorically, someone who spontaneously makes silly or crazy things. Derived from the sequence of North Korea dictators.
Man, it must be really a pain in the ass to live in a kimjong country.
This (wo)man is behaving like a kimjong.
kimjong by 637man July 15, 2014

kimjongun-h

helene's real personality, grumpy, rage monster etc.
helene's kimjongun-h personality
kimjongun-h by mhaa.mebisang May 19, 2021

@kimdongyoungofficial 

kim doyoungs tiktok and yes THE REAL KIM DOYOUNG
"wow did u see @kimdongyoungofficial video?" "OMG yes they're so funny" "FUNNY LIKE YO MAMA"