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A beautiful girl with a FAT ass. Laughs a lot or not at all.
Aron: yo do you know Kielsey?
Mike: absolutely, I would wife that ass--girl.
kielsey by Jarrod1597 September 20, 2016
Words you can keep
Kelsey is someone you want to be around. She has a beautiful smile, gorgeous eyes, and a nice body. She has gone through a lot the past couple of months and she needs someone who she can rely on. She has had her heart broken a couple times and has many trust issues. She loves the color green, and is obsessed with animals. Once she is in a relationship, she is completely devoted to that person. If you ever get the chance to meet a Kelsey, hold onto her and don't let her go.
Whoa man, you let a KELSEY go?! You're nuts.
Kelsey by Loveitall October 14, 2011

Kielmeyer 

A "female" human with the build of Brian Urlacher.
I am scared to death of Kielmeyer.
Kielmeyer by Flexington May 8, 2009

Kelsey and Seth

The most kick ass awesome couple in the world. Their swag cannot be matched and they are the coolest motherfuckers in the world!
there are no examples that can describe the awesomeness of Kelsey and Seth....
Kelsey and Seth by tjohnson123456 January 1, 2012
Kelsey's are fun to be around, they are cool. They are the best friends in the world. Just being around them can turn your day from crap to awesome. They have a great personilty and are absolutely gorgeous. You can tell them a secret and they won't spill a word and are supportive if you really need help. Once you meet one, you will want them as your BEST friend forever.
i love you kelsey <3
Kelsey by natiboo;) January 2, 2011

Kelsey Tasker 

An awesome person, she's funny and nice, and always fun to be around. (she's also Claudia C's best friend)
Kelsey Tasker by llalasdjfakde August 2, 2010

Kelsey Kreppel 

Cody Ko's caregiver. She is often seen helping her grandpa, Cody Ko around his nursing home where he makes wack videos in his free time.
Omg did you see Kelsey Kreppel? She takes care of her grandpa so well, you should be more like her.
Kelsey Kreppel by lilhuddy420 May 28, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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