Kielmeyer 

A "female" human with the build of Brian Urlacher.

I am scared to death of Kielmeyer.

Kielmeyer by Flexington May 8, 2009

Justin Koelemeyer 

watch out he’ll call you a little nerd

random person: yo you’re teeth have a coin slot gap
justin koelemeyer: shut up little nerd

Justin Koelemeyer by Aja0514 January 13, 2022

kreimeyer

Hot older women who are absolutely lovely in every, single way. They are kind, loving and always look out for you. They are great listeners and amazing at giving advice. If you know one keep them hold on to them. You don’t ever want to let go of a Lady Kreimeyer!

That lass just gave me a flower she must be a kreimeyer.

kreimeyer by I_do_love_hambugers May 5, 2021