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kicked in the balls

Either literally being kicked in the balls or decsribing a feeling of emotional pain of the same degree.
"Oi, did you see how we all kicked steve payton in the balls today?"
ÿeah no way he is havin kids. He got kicked in the balls bad"

"Oi, did you here my new gridiron ball got kicked over the fence, will never get it back"...
"Man, thats a kick in the balls. Bad Luck."
kicked in the balls by Steve Gayton September 15, 2006
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Kicked in the balls

So why does some of the boys still fight about this .Like what did y'all even do to get kicked in the balls huhh....
I swear why did u even piss someones day maybe thats the reason to get kicked in the balls.Y'all can't just shut you're own mouth up for second and still complain about it thinking it hurts more and starting a war.And before you search up "Anime boys smiling" without even watching anime....
"Getting kicked in the balls hurts so much more than you're period cramps"

Kicked in the Balls

An extremely dishonorable fighting procedure, its a unwritten rule that all men shall never strike the testicles of another man.
"To be kicked in the balls is a violation of the Male Geneva Convention."
Kicked in the Balls by Дecca May 11, 2022

National kicked in the balls day 

October 14 is officially get kicked in the balls day ok.
October 14 is national kicked in the balls day deal with it guys.

Getting Kicked in the balls 

HURTS LIKE HELL! The pain equivalent of having 10 kids at once, and killing 40 people
“Broooo I just got hit hard in the balls”
“Bro I saw, it looked like you were having kids”
Getting kicked in the balls sucks, it feels like death

Being Kicked in the Balls 

The pain of being kicked in the balls is like nothing else. it hurts way more that your average punch. it can even kill a man and make your voice sound like a 9 year old kid raging in fortnite and yet, those hoes are complaining that giving birth is the worst pain in the world.. they kn ow nothing
Random Thot that Tyrone smashed: Yo Tyrone u gonna pay child sapport?!?
Tyrone: FUCK U BITCH. I AINT PAYING SHIT
Random Thot that Tyrone smashed: Fuck u *kicks Tyrone in the balls*
Tyrone: AH SHIT NIGGA BY BALLLS!!! BEING KICKED IN THE BALLS IS THE WORST! *Dies*

getting kicked in the balls 

some say getting kicked in the balls is not as bad as child birth. Well guess what it is scientifically proven the the pain of child birth is 57 del units of pain and getting kicked in the balls is fucking 9000 del units. so the answer is getting kicked in the balls is more painful. it is like giving birth 160 times and broking all of you bones at the same time. so short answer is FUCKING HURTS.
"hey did you hear that hunter got kicked in the balls"
" oh shit i feel bad for him and I wouldn't want to be him"

"getting kicked in the balls must suck"
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