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Kick Dick 

A term I invented back in 99
it means tha same thing as kick ass.
Also can be used in the past tense as in "that kicked dick"
Adam is walking into the sunset all badass
tha kid that Adam just helped fix his robocop action figure yells to him
KID:Hey mister, you kick ass
Adam stops, turns his head to him, and says
ADAM:"Your Wrong... I kick dick"
and Adam walks off with his badassitudeness
Kick Dick by Adam fukin Menendez December 14, 2008

Kick Dick 

1.) A kick that was intended to strike the scrotum but slightly missed the intended target. Thus, the kicking foot impacts into the penis rather than the testicles.
2.) A violent move in which someone kicks someone else in the penis as a warning of where the next kick will strike.
Jennifer warned John that she would Kick Dick him if he didn't shut up.
Kick Dick by Jennifer22 November 3, 2007

kick dick november 

the month where girls can get all the boys back for slap ass october

Kick dick day 

On oct. 5 every girl has the rights to kick any boy in the dick.
Emily: Omg Clara! It’s kick dick day!

Clara: Yayyy! Imma kick Noah in the dick!
Kick dick day by Precious07 October 4, 2020

Kick dick day 

What uneducated bafoons want to participate in because they feel like they are resistant to a punch to the head.
Sommer: Hello Tony did you hear about Kick dick day? It's so fun!
Tony: Yeah it's sick! why would anyone do that? you know that you could permanently damage someone by doing th-
Sommer *Tries to kick dick, but misses and hits balls*
Tony: *beheads her*

Kick dick days 

Kick dick days are on the 4th and the 17th of October on this day you can kick anyone’s dick
Yay it kick dick days I’m going to go kick my boyfriends dick
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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