The Dirty Khiami is an intricate sex move only allowed to be performed annually. Starting from 4/20 at 4:20pm, this ritual can be done for the next 10 minutes. First, you must superglue yourself to the
back of the car, bare ass naked. Everyone will be in shock and open their mouth in awe, this will only happen if you do it properly, If you get public nudity charges then you must go and do the ritual of the cummenwealth to cleanse yourself and re-do the ritual. The cummenweath consists of being baptised in semen whist
reading the bible and being shouted at by Snow Brown and the 7 dirty pakis. Once the penis is fit inside of the mouth, you will instantly contract HIV. The only way to prevent death is to do this ritual every year. When you reach a suitable location, a wise
old man will meet you and warn you about the seven sexy sins. He will escort you to a warehouse, in this warehouse you will meet a woman bounded by handcuffs on a roof and they will be
hanging off in a diamond shape. This next step can only be performed by a Khiami or Leach. You must now get crucified and ejaculate through the woman’s legs into her mouth, giving her the HIV you contracted earlier. If you land the shot the audience will give you a
standing ovation and the woman will spit it out of her mouth into her bellybutton. If you fail to complete the ritual in the given 10 minutes, you will be castrates as this is the punishment. This is classed as a war crime.
