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Noun; a reckless,malnourished, angry and loud 19 year old black male immigrant, with a strict diet consisting of only cheese pizza and pepsi products, with a maturity level and attention span of a 9 year old, who died and was reborn through the power of the almighty Johnnie Walker. <3
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"WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME, I'M ANGRY AND HUNGRY BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET MY CHEESE PIZZAAAAA" *jumps off of a chair and attacks you*
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