1 definition by Johnny Big Hands

Noun; a reckless,malnourished, angry and loud 19 year old black male immigrant, with a strict diet consisting of only cheese pizza and pepsi products, with a maturity level and attention span of a 9 year old, who died and was reborn through the power of the almighty Johnnie Walker. <3
"Hey keyqualakumba!"

"WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME, I'M ANGRY AND HUNGRY BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET MY CHEESE PIZZAAAAA" *jumps off of a chair and attacks you*
by Johnny Big Hands April 9, 2014
Get the keyqualakumba mug.