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1. To suffer a severe loss in efficiency due to faulty software.

2. The act of getting worked by a shitty program.

3. Loss of work due to "user error"
Example usage:
Engineer A: "FUCK!"

Engineer B: "What happened?"

Engineer A: "A whole week's worth of work just got fuckin' keyteched!"

Engineer B: "That sucks!"

Engineer C: "User error."
keyteched by 0888 September 10, 2010
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Kennethed 

When you are screwed over by a co-worker. Typically, a manager.
Bob: "Man, he told me those documents would be ready. When the day came, he could not produce them. Now I look like an idiot"

Joe: "You just got Kennethed"
Kennethed by Garf144 June 22, 2020

kyletheab0mination 

-who’s a cool south park tiktoker that you’d recommend?
-oh, probably kyletheab0mination

Kennethed 

When you can't figure out what's wrong with your code so you get Ken to fix it.
My code wasn't working but now it is, it has been Kennethed.
Kennethed by Ry51an August 17, 2023

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

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Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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