One who is a cadet at the Virginia Military Institute. From the southern pronunciation of "cadet".
Keydets may be identified by their propensity to use the word "
dyke" after most nouns, obsessive use of chewing tobacco and confusion when confronted with the am/pm system of time.
Keydets can be found in the wild at almost any frat house in
Virginia on any given weekend during which they are not required to swaddle at the comforting
tit of the Institute.
If confronted with a wild Keydet, be cautious. Females are attracted to the class
white and grey blouse uniforms like rabid, vagina-throwing raccoon. Also be aware that they run in packs known as "
brother rats" and are looking for the measliest of excuses to fuck up a frat house.