key lime

A key lime is a small lime that Is normally used for key lime pie. It is also sour so be carefull.

They key lime is very sour do not eat it.

by Limesbeboss May 22, 2017

Key Lime

A man so gay that when he says a word he vomits and shits a rainbow that destroys the earth.

Hey Jerry!
Hey Dave did you hear that Spencer is a Key Lime!

by Arthritis gave me Hepatitus November 8, 2018

Key lime OG

Another slang for Weed 🌿

“Smoking Key lime OG
And this car got two seats

When I hopped out it dank

You can smell it on me

Handle that shit myself

I ain’t gone call police
Keep that bitch on a leash
Or keep that bitch from round from me” - Rico Nasty

by aBi K November 1, 2017

key lime disease

Key lime disease, also known as Lyme ridiculosis, is an infectious disease caused by extreme narcissism and low intellect. Known to be debilitating, it affects the brain by restricting blood flow, and fully hardens the heart. The most common signs of infection are an expanding belief that everybody is coming to get you, that those who hurt you (even in insignificant ways) deserve severe harm, and the inability to not sweat the small stuff. Prevention includes: never eating limes, growing the f up, and spending time with psychiatric help. Self delusion is a hellofa drug.

Did she just say that? That's absolutely heinous! I'm no doctor, but she must have Key lime disease.

by JoMomma987 March 5, 2017

Key Lime Pie Recipe

A code name for a DM that is very spicy and you need to not sound like a hoe. Also can be a code name for your FWB

Yo girl this guy sent me this key lime pie recipe, not gonna lie it was amazing.

by Mr. Key lime pie March 3, 2022

Key lime pie gurl

The best friend a guy could ever want. A women that is supportive and caring, fair and just, smart and beautiful. Someone you don't deserve and someone who deserves better than you.

My key lime pie gurl always has my back

by Fear God, love pie August 16, 2023

key lime pie

Key lime. Infatuation that shouldn't exist.
Key lime Pie. Indulge and I am in your debt.
Key lime pie. Inspire me with foolish love.
Key lime pie, your green filling makes me inept.

Flaky crust is what I lust. Your fresh lime scent is a must.
Take me with coffee, never with tea. You're the pie that pleases me!
People gawk "Is that pie green?" Ask for a bite - "Fuck you, I'm mean."

Key lime pie - cheapest hooker I've ever had.
Key lime pie. Last slice gleaming, if you're out I'm mad.
Key lime pie. Poke fun and laugh and jest.
Key lime pie. Don't bother me, digest
key lime pie.

...we are the ones who have a fire inside...

by Havok January 17, 2004