key & keyhole

A key & keyhole are a guy with a big dick and his best friend's butt-hole.

My cadet roomie and I are like a key & keyhole!

key & keyhole by USAF Cadet October 16, 2020

Key hole 

Key hole loves breaking windows and eating broccoli pie. Once he threw a child through a window and sold his kidneys to santa.

Key hole is top g

Key hole by Want even me May 29, 2023

Key Hole Surgery 

When you wrap a towel around your forefinger and give your ringpiece a good scrub after taking a shower.

Mary: Whats all these brown marks on the towel?
Bill: Oh, sorry, i was doing some key hole surgery.

Key Hole Surgery by Wise Man November 19, 2003

Key Hole 

Pinch the tip of your cock and pushing it into ball sack, in the motion of unlocking a door with a key

Jacob: Hey! Nate wanna see how to do the Key Hole?”
Nate: “Sure”

Key Hole by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019