noun. A crippling disease that can unknowingly strike nearly anyone at any given time. Symptoms include: being the root cause of but not limited to at least 2 kerfucked situations. Also know as the Midas Touch of Shit but to an extreme. There is no know cure but it is said to leave as quickly as it had shown up.

Haven't you heard? He's got the Kerfuckeditis!

kerfuckeditis by scufff February 23, 2011

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keyfucked

When you are soooo focused on something else, you don't look at the keyboard, and type a random collection of letters, that the recieving party has no idea what you mean.

Davy: why the hell not?
Davy: come fish w/ me :-D
Fred: aifgr
Davy: aifgr?
Fred: I got keyfucked, sorry.

keyfucked by stoners1224 July 10, 2010

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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