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kermuffins
n. (ker-MUFF-ins)
An uncommon mispronunciation of the word "COMEUPPANCE"
Typically used by those who have gone through their entire life not once ever seeing it spelled in its entirety. Interpreted as a well-deserved rebuke or penalty, or KARMA.
An uncommon mispronunciation of the word "COMEUPPANCE"
Typically used by those who have gone through their entire life not once ever seeing it spelled in its entirety. Interpreted as a well-deserved rebuke or penalty, or KARMA.
JOE: "I just boinked your mom"
GREG: "Damn you. You'll get your kermuffins"
(awkward pause)
JOE: "Dude, did you just say 'KER-muffins'? laughter, it's 'COMEUPPANCE'!" (laughter continues)
(JUST THEN a Velociraptor devours Joe)
GREG: "See. I told you..." (pretends to be a tree)
GREG: "Damn you. You'll get your kermuffins"
(awkward pause)
JOE: "Dude, did you just say 'KER-muffins'? laughter, it's 'COMEUPPANCE'!" (laughter continues)
(JUST THEN a Velociraptor devours Joe)
GREG: "See. I told you..." (pretends to be a tree)
kermuffins by notpmoc November 9, 2010
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krudgin
1. Hatin
2. The act of cramping one's style
3. To be a wet blanket
4. For one to plot against another is to be krudgin
5. Whining and/or complaining
2. The act of cramping one's style
3. To be a wet blanket
4. For one to plot against another is to be krudgin
5. Whining and/or complaining
"Kaylee's bein a wet blanket...it's really krudgin on my plans."
"She's too cool for me? Fuck that. I'm krudgin on her!"
"This rain is krudgin on my picnic."
"I can't stand all the krudgin that comes from {insert annoying person's name here:} when we hangout with him/her. All he/she does is bitch and moan."
"She's too cool for me? Fuck that. I'm krudgin on her!"
"This rain is krudgin on my picnic."
"I can't stand all the krudgin that comes from {insert annoying person's name here:} when we hangout with him/her. All he/she does is bitch and moan."
Kermudget
A lewd, hairy obnoxious individual who randomly emits completely unnecessary noises during conversations such as "beep" or "boop".
Kermudget by Sparky & Tyrone July 23, 2007
kermuffin
Kurmudgen
Kurmudgen by SimmySimmy Coco Puff December 26, 2010
Kermugin
Kermugin by XxImExtraGoodxX October 17, 2010
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