kermudgin

a nasty person unhappy with life or people
no fun 2 b around , lowest form of life

you r a kermudgin
you r being a kermudgin
your wife is a kermudgin
my boss is a kermudgin
your husband is a kermudgin

by Dort West August 7, 2008

kermuffins

n. (ker-MUFF-ins)

An uncommon mispronunciation of the word "COMEUPPANCE"

Typically used by those who have gone through their entire life not once ever seeing it spelled in its entirety. Interpreted as a well-deserved rebuke or penalty, or KARMA.

JOE: "I just boinked your mom"
GREG: "Damn you. You'll get your kermuffins"

(awkward pause)

JOE: "Dude, did you just say 'KER-muffins'? laughter, it's 'COMEUPPANCE'!" (laughter continues)
(JUST THEN a Velociraptor devours Joe)
GREG: "See. I told you..." (pretends to be a tree)

by notpmoc November 9, 2010

krudgin

1. Hatin
2. The act of cramping one's style
3. To be a wet blanket
4. For one to plot against another is to be krudgin
5. Whining and/or complaining

"Kaylee's bein a wet blanket...it's really krudgin on my plans."
"She's too cool for me? Fuck that. I'm krudgin on her!"
"This rain is krudgin on my picnic."
"I can't stand all the krudgin that comes from {insert annoying person's name here:} when we hangout with him/her. All he/she does is bitch and moan."

by Threebrew June 30, 2007

Kermudget

A lewd, hairy obnoxious individual who randomly emits completely unnecessary noises during conversations such as "beep" or "boop".

I do not understand Mary, she is a Kermudget.

by Sparky & Tyrone July 23, 2007

kermuffin

A girlfriend who plays videogames AND cooks you dinner.

Hang on to her. She's a real kermuffin.

by Networker June 26, 2006

Kurmudgen

One who constantly complains, whines, and is never satisfied

Wow he is never happy, What a Kurmudgen.

by SimmySimmy Coco Puff December 26, 2010

Kermugin

A person who is crabby and does not like 8 AM classes.

Wow, I became a real kermugin during my 8AM technology class.

by XxImExtraGoodxX October 17, 2010