kermuffins 

n. (ker-MUFF-ins)

An uncommon mispronunciation of the word "COMEUPPANCE"

Typically used by those who have gone through their entire life not once ever seeing it spelled in its entirety. Interpreted as a well-deserved rebuke or penalty, or KARMA.

JOE: "I just boinked your mom"
GREG: "Damn you. You'll get your kermuffins"

(awkward pause)

JOE: "Dude, did you just say 'KER-muffins'? laughter, it's 'COMEUPPANCE'!" (laughter continues)
(JUST THEN a Velociraptor devours Joe)
GREG: "See. I told you..." (pretends to be a tree)

kermuffins by notpmoc November 9, 2010

kermuffin 

A girlfriend who plays videogames AND cooks you dinner.

Hang on to her. She's a real kermuffin.

kermuffin by Networker June 26, 2006

kermuffin 

getting oneself into a fix

He really got himself into a kermuffin

kermuffin by anonymous February 19, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016