No business man is better than this guy. His bad grades are his motivation to success in business and no other person can create a better business than him. He will grow up to become on the greatest tech scamming businesses in the world. He also likes Canada Goose. Maybe because they can fly.
Yo bro did you see that guy, he got absolutely shattered paying 1 iphone for the price of 2 on Kerugeth.co.uk!
This person owns 69% of Microsoft's technological advancement stock exchange. This manwill obliterate anyone in his way with his incredible programming skills and scamming skills combo. He loves eating components too such as PCBs and electrical circuits in order to become stronger. He also works in Microsoft tech support part time helping people lose money quickly.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!