kerflop

falling or tripping without grace onto a hard surface, usually resulting in "battle wounds"

I didn't mean to kerflop onto that curb, it just happened; now I've got a nasty gash to prove it.

by CT921 April 15, 2008

Kerplopalopin

After a guy ejaculates inside a woman’s vagina, despite attempts at cleaning, it can stay present for rough 2-24hrs. During this period, at random (usually an inopportune moment), the warm cum will be discharged. This is kerplopalopin, it could be used as a noun or verb.

Omg, I was so annoyed, I was kerplopalopin yesterday in the middle of my presentation at work, and I totally lost focus.

by Loadsoflove February 18, 2023

Kerflob

Word used when describing an ejaculation onto a persons face.

Man1: Dude I totally had sex with Kelly.

Man2: No way man!!!

Man1: Yea and all the sudden I was like "Kerflob!!!!!" All in her face.

Man2: Awesome!!!!!

by kerflob Master August 15, 2009

kerklopikins

The sound a horse's hooves make if it trips while galloping.

Horse galloping sounds: "gallop gallop gallop, *trips* kerklopikins!"

by Kerklopikins May 31, 2022

kerplop

A sudden "drop" in interest.

When Austin delved into Alycia's jungle of mystic exploration, he discovered that the weeds were to high to trudge through. Therefore, his peepee went kerplop.

by the juddimaster November 20, 2009

ker flop

The sound a mans testicales make when he sits down a toilet seat lid, and his testicals hit the water inside of the toilet.

I'll be right out! *Ker flop*.

by Robert Kahn May 20, 2005

kerplop

Of or relating to the website kerplops.com. A Plop is a random utterance. Kerplops is a compliation of these random utterances.

Hey man, you should post that at kerplops.com

by browndog128 July 22, 2012