kerflop 

falling or tripping without grace onto a hard surface, usually resulting in "battle wounds"

I didn't mean to kerflop onto that curb, it just happened; now I've got a nasty gash to prove it.

kerflop by CT921 April 15, 2008

Kerplopalopin 

After a guy ejaculates inside a woman’s vagina, despite attempts at cleaning, it can stay present for rough 2-24hrs. During this period, at random (usually an inopportune moment), the warm cum will be discharged. This is kerplopalopin, it could be used as a noun or verb.

Omg, I was so annoyed, I was kerplopalopin yesterday in the middle of my presentation at work, and I totally lost focus.

Kerplopalopin by Loadsoflove February 18, 2023

Kerflob 

Word used when describing an ejaculation onto a persons face.

Man1: Dude I totally had sex with Kelly.

Man2: No way man!!!

Man1: Yea and all the sudden I was like "Kerflob!!!!!" All in her face.

Man2: Awesome!!!!!

Kerflob by kerflob Master August 15, 2009

kerklopikins 

The sound a horse's hooves make if it trips while galloping.

Horse galloping sounds: "gallop gallop gallop, *trips* kerklopikins!"

kerklopikins by Kerklopikins May 31, 2022

kerplop 

A sudden "drop" in interest.

When Austin delved into Alycia's jungle of mystic exploration, he discovered that the weeds were to high to trudge through. Therefore, his peepee went kerplop.

kerplop by the juddimaster November 20, 2009

ker flop 

The sound a mans testicales make when he sits down a toilet seat lid, and his testicals hit the water inside of the toilet.

I'll be right out! *Ker flop*.

ker flop by Robert Kahn May 20, 2005

kerplop 

Of or relating to the website kerplops.com. A Plop is a random utterance. Kerplops is a compliation of these random utterances.

Hey man, you should post that at kerplops.com

kerplop by browndog128 July 22, 2012