Kerflob 

Word used when describing an ejaculation onto a persons face.

Man1: Dude I totally had sex with Kelly.

Man2: No way man!!!

Man1: Yea and all the sudden I was like "Kerflob!!!!!" All in her face.

Man2: Awesome!!!!!

Kerflob by kerflob Master August 15, 2009

kerflop 

falling or tripping without grace onto a hard surface, usually resulting in "battle wounds"

I didn't mean to kerflop onto that curb, it just happened; now I've got a nasty gash to prove it.

kerflop by CT921 April 15, 2008

kerflebinflorbin

a word that is a nicer way of saying your a faggot

wow that guys such a kerflebinflorbin

kerflebinflorbin by zoltra December 12, 2016

kerfloofy 

When things go wonky.

"WILLOW
Wouldn't be the first time. I kinda
have a history with my witchy
subconscious making things go
kerfloofy. Remember the wacky 'I
can't see you, you can't see me'
spell?" -Warren/Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

kerfloofy by Rimmie Borden October 2, 2004

kerflooie 

The going awry of an ordered and working system.

The disruption of a teleology.

Etymology: From the South, perhaps Georgia.

My first round of RNA test results went kerflooie.

kerflooie by Ruthie Qulick November 1, 2007

kerflooping

Futuristic Moshing

"Grandpa Dylan, what is moshing?"
"You guys call it kerflooping now"

"Omg I didn't know people kerflooped in the 90's!"

kerflooping by themanbeastofsummerside March 7, 2017

kerflotch

slang term used for any computer data storage device, whose name cannot be thought of at the time, such as a jump drive, memory stick, etc.

Plug your kerflotch into the computer to download the file

kerflotch by Computer Man January 4, 2008