Kerch 

A fart that was gassed into a glass jar and then left for an unsuspecting victim.

Anthony: Yo I just Kerched your little brother.

Robert: Yeah, he's used to it.

Kerch by zerbdog August 7, 2011

Kerch 

Someone who will break into your house, have consensual sex with your girlfriend and spit on you afterwards because he simply doesn't give a single fuck. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

Boy 1: Yo, that Kerch guy fucked my girl.
Boy 2: Damn bro, my girl cheated on me with him last week too.

Kerch by Sir Gigachad the 3rd November 22, 2021

Kerch 

kerch is kerch that is kerching

"kerch is kerch. "

Kerch by lmao1212 March 15, 2023

Kerch 

A person who is very dedicated to his religion. Kerch will always be there for you and always help you in any way he can. He is a very positive guy.

"Kerch will help you get better!"

Kerch by lmao1212 March 15, 2023

Kerch Polytechnic College 

The college where the 18 year old Vladislav Roslyakov injured 70 students and killed 22 students including himself with a Hatsan Escort Aimguard pump-action 12-gauge shotgun.

Person 1: what happened in kerch polytechnic college?

Person 2: theres a murder occured there recently.

Kerch Polytechnic College by JacketSniffer November 13, 2021

Profesor Kerch 

An old man who teaches Spanish at an intermediate level. Hair grows out his ears and nose and everywhere. Kerch is very old and prefers cheesy sayings such as "Bite the bullet", "Minus participation", "Kick you in the you-know-what". Kerches have white guinea pigs named Snowball and don't live in the same state that it teaches in. Includes a very low, monotone voice that drills into your head the various preterite forms of dormir.

1. That Profesor Kerch is old and senile and always marks me down on participation.

2. A Profesor Kerch flies back and forth between California, Arizona, and Nicaragua on a weekly basis.

Profesor Kerch by Lucas Tandy February 11, 2009

Unbench the Kench 

When you're playing League of Legends as Tahm Kench and you bust out the big guns to go swallow up the enemy team's carrying player before spitting him out into the middle of your team for you all to dog pile onto like they're delicious BBQ chicken wings.

Also relevant if everyone is dead, you're 1v1'ing a fed Nasus and you gotta kill that fucker before he Q-slam 1-shot's your nexus.

First quoted by BrickyOrchid8 in his Story Time video 'Unbench the Kench'.

It's time to Unbench the Kench!

Unbench the Kench by DanteTorn August 15, 2017