Kerbing

The act of pulling your jeans down, your coat up and shitting all over a residential street and your boxers in the early hours of the morning after a Thai boxing match and a dodgy Indian.

Massive kerbing accident last night!

by chester drawz November 30, 2011

kerbing the goose

Euphemism for male masturbation.

'He kerbed the goose'
'I was kerbing the goose'
'He kerbed the goose real good'

by Goose kerber July 1, 2008

High Kerbing

When a man raises his leg on a higher level e.g. Kerb, low table, sofa arm etc. to allow extra leverage for masturbation

I did a good bit of high kerbing last night while the missus watched

by HenrikHK June 14, 2017

Kerning

/ˈkərniNG/

1. (n.)The spacing between letters or characters in a piece of text to be printed.
2. (v.)When you finish the bag of popcorn and all that’s left are kernels at the bottom - but you’re still hungry.

1. "I am very concerned about the kerning on this text, it looks awful."
2. "We're out of popcorn and I'm totally kerning right now."

by tone-mo February 11, 2019

kerbin

some planet with some green dudes who like rockets

"i ran out of fuel and now i cant get back to kerbin"

by some dude who likes planes April 10, 2020

Kerington

A small creature with ten fingers and ten toes, who with one look will capture your heart and fill your being with eternal joy. They are smart, endearing, and can overcome the largest beasts with one finger.

I saw Kerington for the first time today and couldn't stop smiling.

by Lovealwaysandforever February 5, 2010

kerpingpoo

To blow stuff up badly.

I’d like to see Donald Trump kerpingpoo korea.

by Kerpingpoo November 1, 2017