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kerastin 

A name of a female girl, who has a loud personality. She is well known to talk alot and very socially stable. Her favorite numbers will often be even or 5 or 9. A name that is very often spelled Kirsten or Kersten. Lastly, she loves a lot of attention. It also can be substituted for sexy.
Kerastin is so loud.

Keratosis Pilaris 

A nasty skin disease, which looks/is more or less awful.
It's not harmful, but a cosmetic problem, which could turn into a mental problem.
People, who have it, are ashamed to have to, especially at summer.
Of course there are also people, who give a fuck about it.
You can get it nearly everywhere: upper arms, fore arms, but, legs and cheeks.
It's genetic, at least one parent must have it.
It's not to heal, but to alleviate.
The skin is and feels very dry and in most cases it's got red dots, in rare cases black dots.
They look like little pimples, but they're not.
You could press them out, which is very painful.
But it's not to recommended, 'cause it may ignite and it's only get worse.
What does the skin good:
During the shower, use a body scrub, best with a peeling-glove and rub gently.
After it, use a shower gel, which is ph-neutral an moisturizing.
On the still wet skin use a body lotion with 10% urea.
Keratosis Pilaris

krasstisch 

German slang equivalent to American "awesome!". From the German "krass" (slang: rude) and "fantastisch" (fantastic).
Das kommende Wochenende wir sicherlich krasstisch!!
krasstisch by SMMKHF April 30, 2009

Keratosis Pilaris 

Keratosis Pilaris is a skin disorder in which makes your skin appear with a bunch of red dots in maybe face, arms, and mostly legs. People with KP are usually very ashamed of it, because well, we all want those smooth summer legs. Though they’re some people who do not give a fuck about it 🤷🏼 ♀️. Keratosis Pilaris is not curable, but is treatable there are many; lotions, creams body scrubs etc for it but its best recommended to ask your doctor about it and they will recite you the best type of treatment to use. For all people who have it, remember you are not alone and though it may seem nobody else has it, KP is very common! Dont be ashamed...
Person 1 : What are those red dots on yo legs?
Person 2 : Its called Keratosis Pilaris, a skin disorder.

Kerasotes Showplace 12 

(part of the kerasotes theater chain) A theater in Bolingbrook (2009). Area Manager is Andy. Its general manager used to be Kenny Jordan. Now it is Brian Petit. Salary managers include Amber Mclear, Dave S. and Kurtis Moon. the hourly managers include Todd Brown, Alicia Wilson, Susan, Justin Petrini, and sometimes Kyle. (an additional manager will be added - Elsamar.) Starting pay for 17 yr old is under min. wage.

For Customers: the experience can be good if you're not an idiot and like cheap movies. Matine is 4.50 and evenings are 7 for adults 6 for student 5.50 for seniors and 4.50 for kids 2 and under. if you run into Susan and you did something wrong you better have a damn good excuse.

For employees or future employees: RUN!!! you will work with great people from all over, and will like the job for a little while. Then some of the managers will start to make you feel unappreciated. Some will show infidelity in the workplace. and some will find any excuse to keep you down. Some employees flirt to get ahead, some creepy, and some are flat out lazy. But don't get me wrong a lot of them work their asses off. although don't expect a raise or a promotion. those are few and in between. Even if you work hard it can be nearly impossible. (unless you’re a women). Think of this as going no where in life.

Security is good though

Basically a run down, ghetto theatre with horrible seats.

but 2010 will be taken over by AMC.
Person 1: hey you wanna go to Kerasotes showplace 12 to see iron man
Person 2: hell no! i heard that place sucks
Person 1: but its super cheap
Person 2: OK i guess
Kerasotes Showplace 12 by 8R1L3H9 February 3, 2010

Kerasotes 

The worst place in the world to work.
Me: Hey, I work at Kerasotes.
You: Ohh.. that's too bad man.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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