Kepted

The past tense of kept. When you've kept something for so long it doesn't exist anymore.....what?

I kepted the microwave.....what?

by Hughelia November 10, 2010

Keeted

Keeted means when somebody mad you mad.

she just keeted my whole shit.

by MaliaDaDon December 6, 2021

ketted up

To describe someone who has is in the throws of a ketamine trip.

Man, take a look a the state of John. He's well ketted up!

by Ketmister August 2, 2006

keptdick

A married man whose wife is the primary breadwinner and only entertains coitus once annually and only if certain conditions are met.

After she withheld his allowance, she made the keptdick wear a body condom to protect her from his ickiness.

by Marrrdky February 16, 2018

kented

Kented - Verb

When a female gets DP'd by two identical male twins in the same night, usually at a college party

Girl 1: Where was Michelle last night at the Phi Kappa party?
Girl 2: I don't know. I heard she got kented in the bathroom upstairs though.

by lucky350z November 24, 2018

[ketted]

to be off your tits on ketamine

i was soooooo ketted last night, i thought i was a tree!

by macrel88 March 4, 2009

Kented

When someone gets a change of clothes in a short amount of time to escape a tricky situation.

I just kented my way out of getting caught.

by Sarmen Sinanian May 21, 2006