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Ken Doll Situation 

A "Ken Doll Situation" is used to describe a male's genitals and balls that have become so small that they have shrunken to invisibility. Similar to how, if you take a Ken Doll's pants off, there is nothing there. (IK YOU'VE TAKEN A KEN DOLL'S PANTS OFF BEFORE, WE ALL HAVE)
Too sexy girl: "Don't talk to that guy, he can't fuck you with his ken doll situation going on"
Too sexy girl 2: "KAY BECKY"
Ken Doll Situation by Fried glue February 27, 2017

Ken doll 

When bruhsend you da dick pic but you can't see much and you forward it to all your friends #siphoes
Giiiiiirl, he ain't packin. He a Ken doll.
Ken doll by British Gal 1973 January 29, 2021

ken doll lines 

the muscle-y cut lines on a man's physique, separating the torso from the hip/ thigh region.
"Working out at the gym has given me ken doll lines."
ken doll lines by Chilltown January 12, 2008

Ken Doll 

1) A meek or mild mannered man; a wuss, acting like you have no balls; no guts; no spine.
2) A poorly hung male remenicent of a Ken doll.
3) A male, overly attactive or primped, superficial, possibly straight, gay, bi or metrosexual. Also remenicent of a Ken Doll.
1) Clay is such a wuss that he never takes any risks or stands up for himself. What a Ken Doll.
Howard Stern admits he's hung like a Ken Doll
3) David Hasslehoff is an over the hill Ken Doll.
Ken Doll by Tenacious Faulker February 6, 2009

Ken Doll View 

An open view but with nothing to look at . Often of flat land that has no focus, defining feature or punch to it . Although better than no view at all , less desirable than ocean, skyline or park . Similar to where one pulls down the pants of a Ken doll and sees there is nothing to look at .
That new Chicago condo Miller bought is on a high floor , but faces west , away from the lake or skyline . There is a view , but nothing to look at , it’s a real Ken Doll view .
Ken Doll View by Peepcreep December 18, 2021

Ken doll cut

An indention on either side of a man's abdomen; the juncture of the pelvic bone and lower stomach muscles. Often observed just above the waistline of pants.
That guy has a happy trail and a Ken doll cut. Too sexy.
Ken doll cut by Stefphanni August 27, 2005
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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