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she’s a total crackhead that never knows what’s going on, she’s funny af without trying to be, and she’s sweet beautiful and kind once you get her as a friend never let her go.
hey look it’s KELSDOG!!!
kelsdog by crackhead30 August 5, 2019
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Keldog is a man in his early 60s, 6ft 7 monster that rolls dogs all the time for no reason. he lived around Salisbury north then found a better house in davorens, this house had windows and a sesh shed and 30 minutes of water in the shower a week. he has had a relationship with dave dog but then rolled her for her darts. he has also had an on-and-off friendship with palm dog, one second they will be rolling eshays at ttp interchange and smoking billys in the school toilets then if one of them has the others cone they gonna get rolled for everything they own. keldog is pretty fucken clueless about what's going on in the world all he worries about is his next roll. keldog once called palm a fucking retard and then got his legs taken out and now he has a limp for the rest of his life. when people see keldog they shit themselves because they know their about to get dropped cunt
Fuck its Keldog Lets fucking leg it ayeee
Keldog by palm doggy October 21, 2021
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Someone who is overweight, balding, likely Jewish, single, no children and thinks he is funny when he is not.
Michael's life is terrible right now, he is a proper Kelldog
Kelldog by Superstar McAwesomesauce November 29, 2016
kelldog is a weed smoking person obsessed with the bike track!!!
your such a kelldog
kelldog by madoggggggg December 4, 2018

KELDOG day

Keldog day is 16th May annually. It’s for Aussie blokes like myself down on their luck when a gorgeous gal, dimples and great smile, comes into your life and is so sexy, I would fuck her shadow on a gravel road. Funnier than a fart in an elevator and is way too good for the fella but she adores him unconditionally. She is his rock and biggest fan.
I had a KELDOG day once, got a stunner and straightened me out without trying. She is now my wife of 15years… still pushing back every day to this day!
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