Keldog

Keldog is a man in his early 60s, 6ft 7 monster that rolls dogs all the time for no reason. he lived around Salisbury north then found a better house in davorens, this house had windows and a sesh shed and 30 minutes of water in the shower a week. he has had a relationship with dave dog but then rolled her for her darts. he has also had an on-and-off friendship with palm dog, one second they will be rolling eshays at ttp interchange and smoking billys in the school toilets then if one of them has the others cone they gonna get rolled for everything they own. keldog is pretty fucken clueless about what's going on in the world all he worries about is his next roll. keldog once called palm a fucking retard and then got his legs taken out and now he has a limp for the rest of his life. when people see keldog they shit themselves because they know their about to get dropped cunt

Fuck its Keldog Lets fucking leg it ayeee

Keldog by palm doggy October 21, 2021

KELDOG day

Keldog day is 16th May annually. It’s for Aussie blokes like myself down on their luck when a gorgeous gal, dimples and great smile, comes into your life and is so sexy, I would fuck her shadow on a gravel road. Funnier than a fart in an elevator and is way too good for the fella but she adores him unconditionally. She is his rock and biggest fan.

I had a KELDOG day once, got a stunner and straightened me out without trying. She is now my wife of 15years… still pushing back every day to this day!

KELDOG day by Hot Dickens Cider 51 May 9, 2024

kelloggs trippa 

English people attempting to speak Greek and using the words Keloggs Trippa as an attempt at pronunciating "Kollo Trippa". The real pronunciation is Kollo trippa which means ass hole, chocolate starfish or rectum.

I absolutely pounded her Kelloggs trippa for several hours last night.

kelloggs trippa by Sixamenos August 28, 2018

Kellog Donkey Punch 

Shoving a poptart up dude's ass then slapping him in the face

The bitch Kellog Donkey punched dude then ate the poptart out of his ass.

Kellog Donkey Punch by Jasminmarie September 19, 2009

kellogging 

The act of taking an epic yet blissful dump, which is composed of roughly 99% fibre as a result of gorging on special k.

kellogging... the solution to constipation and runny early morning post-coffee shits

kellogging by CAVECORE December 15, 2009

Kegdog

KEGDOG is a fat fucking dog with legs like a stool and usually rolls around the block with its semi automatic lookin for other kegdogs

Kegdog will fucking run you over . Damnn you see tha kegdog rolling

Kegdog by Uncle keggers October 2, 2020

Kellogging 

The act of eating cereal for every meal, used by poor college students especially.

"Ever since he got his student loan Stan's been kellogging."

Kellogging by Connor Escamilla March 20, 2008