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Definitions by jericasyn

keistered 

when you forget something is in your back pocket and you sit on it.
"To keister it"
"My phone is broke I kiestered it"
"yeah its FUBAR, I keistered it."
keistered by jericasyn January 8, 2017

swamp donkey 

A less than hygienic person with low morals and of poor character, will do any sexual act ,steal,lie ect. for drugs.

Can not be trusted but always friendly.
Persons tend to be loud (like the braying of a donkey) and starved for attention. They tend to stay stuck in the muds, meaning they get nowhere in life or of use to anyone other than sexual pleasures.
I'm outta here, (person's name) is.nothin but a damn swamp donkey.
swamp donkey by jericasyn December 30, 2016