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A keim is somebody who is allway doing redneck things and very sporty, a keim usaully is fishing
omg look at that person over there~! oh yeah i think hes a keim
keim by leftytjk01 July 2, 2008
Related Words
keimoni • keimani • keimora • keimya • keim • keiman • keimar • KeiMarri • keimel • keimond

Kortney Keim 

A really outgoing person that can't stand when someone dislikes or hates her. She is generally loved or liked by everyone around. She has usually many friends and is loyal to everyone one of them. She normally loves drama as long as she ain't the person it's about. Normally known as blonde haired girls Kortney Keim's can be one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. If you don't know a Kortney Keim your missing out on a lot! Good Day :)
1.) Lets go do something amazing.
2.) Like a Kortney Keim?
1.) Exactly

mclendon keim 

Hey Knox Knights this is Mclendon Keim, and (insert another boomer here) with the KJHS boy's sport update. This week everyone lost and (insert mispronunciation here) This has been Mclendon Keim and (insert boomer here) with your KJHS boys sports update, have a great weekend!
mclendon keim is a BOOMER
mclendon keim by ianboomer December 3, 2019

The Keim Time Special 

When trying to bang a chick goes wrong and she calls the cops so you pull the switcheroo with identity and let your buddy take the heat.
"I was trying to bang this chick in Mexico and when she called the cops I gave her the Keim time special and dipped out"
The Keim Time Special by Basic Rich December 16, 2022
A girl who is very unique in her own ways. Many people think that she is rude or mean but she just is a insensitive care bear. People also tend to think that she picks and chooses favorites when she really just has different ways of showing love to different people. She is also called weird and annoying a lot of the time but she just tries to fit in without knowing who she is.
Person1: Is that Keimya? Ugh she's so annoying.
Person2: Yes it is her but she's not annoying just confused in a way. Maybe you should get to know her.
Keimya by InsensitiveCarebear5 February 17, 2019

Keimmentary

The act of commentating while being Kei (BlueHairKei), or commentating in Kei-like mannerisms in Official Puyo League matches.
Such examples would be:
A match is about to end: "Is it curtains for *insert play name*?" "it's curtains folks!"
When there's no colours for miles: "An absolute drought of *insert puyo colour*! where were the *insert puyo colour*!?"
"Did you watch that puyoGB league match yesterday, with Kei?"
"Yeah, as per usual his Keimmentary was on point!"
Keimmentary by ToonRusty July 11, 2018
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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