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keystoned 

the act of bringing cheap beer to a party and then drinking somebody elses beer and leaving yours for the host to drink later.
Clara: Hey George grab me a beer.
George: We're out of beer, all we have left is Darby's keystones.
George: looks like he keystoned us again.
keystoned by freak90 December 18, 2008
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Keystoned 

To be high on Marijuana and drunk on Keystone Ice at the same time.
He was so keystoned he couldnt even walk.

After two bowls and 8 keystones, he was keystoned out of his mind.
Keystoned by Drobnizzle February 21, 2008

keystoned 

When you're broke asf and get cross faded drinking keystone.
Brad: "Dude...I got fucked last night off some keystone, it was full send especially with the kush we had. I was KEYSTONED."

JH, DG
keystoned by DGJH420 August 10, 2018

keystoned cops

keystoned cops is comedian cops that are gettin high while doin there job
you know what i got pulled over last night by some keystoned cops and all they did was stand there tellin some wack jokes while gettin high

Keystoned 

A band from Philadelphia, PA.
2008 - present
Influences: Rock, Blues, Jazz, Prog, Singer Songwriter, etc.
myspace.com/keystonedmusic for more information
Keystoned is a great band.

I got keystoned last night at the show!
Keystoned by Watts2k May 2, 2010