Kebabalon

The absolute pinnacle of a night out. Analogous of Nirvana to Buddhist’s. A point of spiritual enlightenment only reached after an excellent night out. Not to be confused with a Kebab shop in Chester, that may or may not exist.

Dude, on to kebabalon!

by neveroutgunned May 20, 2009

kebabulous

The pinnacle of fast food excellence.
A kebab of epic proportions and flavour.

After 15 pints Billy partook of a 'meat' donner with chilli sauce. "F**k me" he exclaimed "this is the best kebab I've ever had. It's 'Kebabulous'..."

by Mikeeeeee August 25, 2005

kebabylon

Fusion of the words 'kebab' and 'babylon'. The area in UK towns and cities, usually near all the bars, where loud, drunken people gather in public to embarass themselves, offend others, expell urine and vomit and eat bad foods at night on the weekends.

Roger: 'After the theatre we can walk through town to get to our bus stop.'

James: There's no way I'm taking Grandma through kebabylon to get home! We'll get a taxi.'

by James Smurthwaite January 28, 2007

Kebabating

Something to do with kebab and masturbating at the same time

My friend said hes the lord of kebab and masturbating. Kebabating

by 131313131313131313131313 January 23, 2021

Kebabatunity

1. n When a male has a prime opportunity to attempt a kebabbing (or aggressive oral sex) on a nearby female (or male) which he is currently attempting to woo.

The best way to exploit a kebabatunity is to reach for the vagina and see how it goes.

Lad A - Dude you and (Female A) were getting pretty close
Lad B - Yeah it went pretty well
Lad A - That was such a Kebabatunity!

by Spam-a-lott December 29, 2010

kebabulance

A kebabulance, (like an ambulance) is a real life saver when pissed, wasted or otherwise intoxicated. This casually vomit adorned kebab van will sell you the most astonishingly flavoured lamb of your life and set you up well for a glorious hangover and bashmouth.

Fuck me I'm pissed! Find me a kebabulance before I die!

or

I need a kebabulance before I need an ambulance.

by denzille June 10, 2007

Kebabaleg

A person (usually female) with chunky legs that resemble a large Doner Kebab on a rotating vertical split.

Sam S 'Check out the Kebabaleg over there.'

Dan G 'Kebabaleeeeeeeeeeg'

by Clean Vocals SOUA April 30, 2011