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Also known as keaufew or keau-few. The term for a person who wants to get a fake tan because they want to be 'will tan'. The term is used for alot of people that want to get a fake tan, or be "will tan" by acting tan and not actually doing any sort of fake tan activities.

"Have you seen that Maddy girl, she is so keaufe."

"Everyone i know is keaufe, everyone wants to be will tan.

"Its sad how much that person wants to be will tan, they are so keaufe"

keaufe by Modestan August 7, 2009

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frei kaufen

Use the Buy-Out-Option on a hooker and keep her as a mistress

frei kaufen, so she could jump on my cock all day errrday

frei kaufen by erisch kästner April 9, 2011

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keaufe • Keaune • klaufen • bloody keafer • frei kaufen • Ke'Auree

klaufen

Eine alternative Form des Ladendiebstahls, bei der der Delinquent ganz normal einkaufen geht, aber dabei auch noch etwas mitgehen lässt.

"Hey, meine Kaugummis sind aus? Gehen wir zum Aldi welche klaufen?"

klaufen by Trior October 29, 2013

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bloody keafer

when a girl is on her period and you eatin her pussy and she queefs and she squirts out blood

joe:so is ur gf on her period because that would be a good time to do a bloody keafer
billy:oh ya ik im going to do that saturday

bloody keafer by godsdesire June 2, 2009

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Keaune

Middle eastern guy

He's such a keaune.

Keaune by Keaune May 19, 2022

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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