kearne 

cool dud

woah that guy is some kearne

kearne by Kearne November 15, 2017

Brett Keane 

A youtuber from Missouri who was one of the founding fathers of the youtube atheist community who was very popular in his day during the start of youtube around 2006, but then fell from grace and had his original channel taken down through acts of doc dropping, plagiarism, false DMCAs, flase flagging, fabricating evidence to accuse people of acts such as attacking his family, and scams. After making an e-begging video asking for money to solve his supposed eviction from his home (almost certainly also a scam) he became a Christian because Christians donated the most money to him.

Throughout the years he's gone back and forth many times on his religious stances, going through likely hundreds of frequently terminated youtube accounts. He is best known today for being an object of mockery by his former friends TheAmazingAtheist and PaulsEgo on their podcast The Drunken Peasants.

DP fan: Hey dude, did you see Paul fucking rip the manatee a new asshole last show?

Other DP fan: Yeah man! I bet Brett Keane is beating Dorn right now out of pure rage!

Brett Keane by MuslimGoku July 16, 2016

Keanne 

Keanne is the most beautiful girl in the world. She is a kind and loving person who will always be real to you no matter what. She may not give the best advice but she’ll support you in whatever decision you make. Keanne is very funny and joyful so you’re guaranteed to have a good time with her. Keanne has a heart of gold and of course she catches boy’s attention vy just being herself

I wish i was keanne

Keanne by Somebody from ireland November 23, 2019

Kernel of Pot 

A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.

"Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?"

"Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left."

Kernel of Pot by WeedKernel November 29, 2012

Keared

When a man has sex with a woman for a very long time or multiple times, she can be keared dry by friction.

I keared her until she was a dry as a bone

Keared by zippeee November 7, 2012

Kerner 

Mispronunciation of the common name Connor. Usually occurs while yelling.

Developed to the point where Connor is given the nickname "Kerner". Also known as "Kern" for short.
When friends greet or congratulate "Kerner" they may say "Kernsauce!" in an enthusiastic voice.

Friend 1: "Hey I see Connor across the street!"
Friend 2: "Call to him!"
Friend 1: "Kernerr!!"

Kerner by Kerner June 13, 2013

Suicidal Kernels 

The popcorn that falls out of the bag

Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.

Suicidal Kernels by Captain H8orade June 13, 2015