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An individual who perpetually shun's any real attempt at socialising in favour of constantly driving.
Individual Reaching Out 1: Hey man! Come have a beer and join the party!
Tom Kearney: (Mumbles something coherently then scurries for his car in a ratlike fashion)
Individual Reaching Out 2: Don't bother dude, that guy's a real Tom Kearney.

Person 1: You coming to get rudy-boozed tonight?
Person 2: Nah, im driving then probably gonna go home early to pick my girlfriend and her mates up for no money somewhere 80 miles away.
Person 1: Dude , your such a Tom Kearney.
by tomsmate November 05, 2011
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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