An extremely beautiful, funny, and smart girl who doesn't always realize what people see in her. She is often outgoing and just plain awesome. You are extremely lucky to know one as you will not find another in your lifetime.
" Man, if my girl was more kairistic then we would be the perfect couple." Said Axel.
Name given to a beautiful, sexy girl who makes girls want to be her, and guys want to have her. She's got big green eyes, and has a big ba-donk-a-donk to go with it. She has a sassy, sarcastic ersonality, but if you aren't lameskee...she'll love you! She's the best friend any one could get wish for. She is an amazing listener, gives good advice, is easy to talk to, lightens up and mood, worships strawberry jam, and makes amazing music videos. She also favors 7-11 slurpees and nice, soft toilet paper.
Wow, did you see that beautiful Kairisti, the one with the greeneyes?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.